minimalist manifesto number seventy one

manifesto machine:

first purchase my ebook.
in my ebook are instructions
for constructing the manifesto machine
using only common, household items
such as bleach, batteries, and pets,
along with badly-written
bug-infested executable code
which buys more copies of my ebook,
and which will manifest, for you,
drugs from the dark web
with your shiny new bitcoins

take these drugs
enter the manifesto machine
press the big red button