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I-E-A-I-A-I-O – System of a Down
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without further ado
i give you
an accidental dadaist masterpiece
the greatest FAQ section
of any random rwandan online construction materials marketplace
you’ll ever
never see
now, with illustrations!
SHIPPING
What Shipping Methods Are Available?
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Do You Ship Internationally?
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How Long Will It Take To Get My Package?
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PAYMENT
What Payment Methods Are Accepted?
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Is Buying On-Line Safe?
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ORDER & RETUNRS [sic]
How do I place an Order?
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How Can I Cancel Or Change My Order?
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Do I need an account to place an order?
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How Do I Track My Order?
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How Can I Return a Product?
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i found this
perfect
pseudo-poetic
readymade madness
quite unexpectedly
looking for lightbulbs
finding what folks in the industry like to call, unhelpfully, a found poem, is like stumbling upon buried treasure. a sea chest with a thousand golden galleons. it’s always the highlight of my day. it’s why i do this shit.
it’s also disconcerting. because why even try to write when hipster ipsum lorems on some random rwandan website do it better than me and my personal persnickety pseudo-semi-professional literary public service? when dropped shopping lists and badly translated instructions for cheap chinese electronics and random words scrawled on random walls are more l and less p than me.
well. it’s a reminder not to try. don’t try. it’s a reminder that writing is seeing. that writing is seeking and finding the strange juxtapositions and curious connections all around us, and pointing at them and saying look, look! how fucking weird is that? and thus reminding us all of the painfully pointless, pointlessly painful, joyful absurdity of existence.
it’s a sign from the universe. it’s a lurid, luminous ‘welcome to fabulous las vegas nevada’ reminder that i’m still on track, strictly speaking, that i’m doing something right.
i shouldn't be here shouldn't be here typing this and tho every sentence every word i add lessens its artistic merit here i am here it is
now the schizophrenic hipsterific ramblings above were (i assume) machine-generated. some hardworking handlebar-moustachioed ai with a penchant for fixed-gear bicycles spent seconds producing that shit, and it behoves me to acknowledge it. i approve of its output. and yet i can’t get no satisfaction ‘finding’ poetry by feeding promps into a generative ai.
the sign has to come from the universe. otherwise i feel like i’m just posting letters to myself. which, if i did, would look something like this
pseudonym,
you have a statistically perfect penis.
you are the david foster wallace of the pokemon generation.
sincerely, pseudonym
p.s. u r well fit
the text, by the way, is presented exactly as i found it. there has been no artistic rejigging. there has been no attempt to tweak, adjust, or improve upon the original pseudo-random virtuosity of the source material. i wanted to. i really wanted to. i wanted fingertache swag. i wanted master cleanse hashtag gentrify. i wanted keytar art party.
but i noticed that the moment i started fucking with the original order, the whole thing became meaningless. just a list of random words. i could open a new tab now and generate ten thousand hipster clichés. but what would be the point? i wouldn’t read it. you wouldn’t read it. just more fingerfood for some other hungry ai.
my choice became simple, binary. work with what was there, unaltered and unadulterated. or work with nothing, and start from scratch. and i’m glad to admit that what was there was more than sufficiently rad and mad enough for my modest pseudo-literary machinations.
We live within this manifested idea of what should be form, and what we try and keep out of our existence is chaos, which is a very real part of our lives, and our refusal to accept chaos as being integral to our existence, I think, has been one of the greatest mistakes as a civilization that we’ve made.
David Bowie – Moonage Daydream (2022)