what is pseudoliterary?

pseudoliterary has no fixed form
or content

pseudoliterary does not come with instructions
(but if it did)

instructions for use:

use twice a day
do not exceed stated dose
do not ingest
you do not want to
get this fucker inside you
do not use
on pets
or loved ones
if you have pets
or loved ones
do not remove this label
removing this label
voids the warranty
do not use with power tools
using with power tools
voids the warranty

it’s like life, but shorter

like sex, but sexier

like art, but not

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